software engineering student who just happens to be trash for FitzsimmonsTumblr (3.0; @wholocked-shurtugal)https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5f2c93d6b77bfc696e8752654a529d65/tumblr_nj0w6yHZ601rhdp3xo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13e9bb34a76542b72cbc6e4fad6e1f93/tumblr_nj0w6yHZ601rhdp3xo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ffc0e492d2ec394903a9b7af1d5f5d55/tumblr_nj0w6yHZ601rhdp3xo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6fef313d478c4172227481dcaf68fd0a/tumblr_nj0w6yHZ601rhdp3xo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/edf2adbdef74657fbe932ba1d36fa874/tumblr_nj0w6yHZ601rhdp3xo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4dd927875b03083528492d617077733c/tumblr_nj0w6yHZ601rhdp3xo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b2aeb677b55472c5c899db43adfc412d/tumblr_nj0w6yHZ601rhdp3xo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c4da9f95b854585ab7a64e837bc083a/tumblr_nj0w6yHZ601rhdp3xo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://instrumentastrology.tumblr.com/post/109639803091/its-that-time-of-year-again" class="tumblr_blog">instrumentastrology</a>:</p><blockquote><p>It’s that time of year again</p></blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175275967640https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175275967640Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:41:34 -0400<p><a href="https://thepleasuregoblin.tumblr.com/post/169472757318/roman-legionnare-wow-fucking-idiots-named-all" class="tumblr_blog">thepleasuregoblin</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Roman legionnare: wow fucking idiots named all their rivers the same thing</p> <p>Celtic dude: wow fucking idiot doesn’t know what a river is</p> </blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175228396140https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175228396140Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:54:52 -0400<p><a href="http://sabotender-bailarina.tumblr.com/post/153352919194/sabotender-bailarina-sapphiccygnet" class="tumblr_blog">sabotender-bailarina</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://sabotender-bailarina.tumblr.com/post/153352904869/sapphiccygnet-warmsleepy-moranion" class="tumblr_blog">sabotender-bailarina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sapphiccygnet.tumblr.com/post/151726603043">sapphiccygnet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://warmsleepy.tumblr.com/post/151115540933">warmsleepy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moranion.tumblr.com/post/151114629462">moranion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://warmsleepy.tumblr.com/post/150675517488">warmsleepy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous</p> </blockquote> <p>i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing</p> </blockquote> <p>that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao </p> <figure data-orig-height="432" data-orig-width="263" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04345a03db4b2defb29982af8d5e492a/tumblr_inline_oeaaxvNcHe1qkdt6d_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04345a03db4b2defb29982af8d5e492a/tumblr_inline_ogawa5t3kL1s9y7e4_540.png" data-orig-height="432" data-orig-width="263" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04345a03db4b2defb29982af8d5e492a/tumblr_inline_oeaaxvNcHe1qkdt6d_540.png"/></figure><p> the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand </p> </blockquote> <p>titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go</p> </blockquote> <p>ankles: covered</p> <p>snakes: up</p> <p>titties: out</p> </blockquote> <h2><b><i>I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative</i></b></h2> </blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175227740550https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175227740550Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:29:54 -0400<p><a href="http://sickbraat.tumblr.com/post/156825693559/forgive-me-father-for-i-have-sinned-in-all-the" class="tumblr_blog">sickbraat</a>:</p><blockquote><p>forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible</p></blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175227638035https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175227638035Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:26:03 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/36327cb9811ffa5a94fed13913f9b39a/tumblr_pas35b5Zbs1wfv6g9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175227633090https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175227633090Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:25:53 -0400<p><a href="http://an-actual-lion.tumblr.com/post/175188818646/hey-everybody-guess-what-i-learned-today-so" class="tumblr_blog">an-actual-lion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey everybody guess what I learned today </p> <p><br/>So Matthew Broderick didn’t provide Simba’s singing voice (something I was already aware of)</p> <figure data-orig-width="649" data-orig-height="157" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f789510881d183d898437e27c101698f/tumblr_inline_paszrhbvCL1unlevx_500.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="649" data-orig-height="157"/></figure><p>You wanna know what else this guy is known for?</p> <figure data-orig-width="720" data-orig-height="220" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/575c6eb0c1414be617bc730ab7c36c8b/tumblr_inline_paszrhNjkg1unlevx_500.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="720" data-orig-height="220"/></figure><p>Ya Know;;; Toto, <i>the guys who are responsible for the hit song Africa</i></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1000" data-orig-width="1000" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c8939eebf3ca84caeb61405a87fc133/tumblr_inline_paszyf2y2v1unlevx_540.png" data-orig-height="1000" data-orig-width="1000"/></figure><h2><b><i>*DRUMS AND RAIN INTENSIFIES*</i></b></h2> </blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175227585395https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175227585395Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:24:03 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://erarg.tumblr.com/post/142809021683">erarg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I walk this broken road<br/> on the boulevard of broken roads<br/> Don’t know where it broke<br/> but it’s only me and I broke the road</p> </blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175227453580https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175227453580Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:19:07 -0400<p><a href="http://officialfennec.tumblr.com/post/174993618547/the-beast-im-gonna-be-cursed-forever-for-who" class="tumblr_blog">officialfennec</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>the beast:</b> i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(</p> <p><b>belle, local furry:</b></p> <figure data-orig-width="268" data-orig-height="300"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/025447394e30d65a87ce065ee83114d8/tumblr_inline_pahw1vYRan1tv4ncb_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="268" data-orig-height="300"/></figure></blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175142883090https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/175142883090Fri, 22 Jun 2018 12:11:32 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c7e6fc993ab31153f39c2fbbfa5d8550/tumblr_pafoewdokz1ukfpx2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://commentsense888.tumblr.com/post/174954053199/it-is-just-true-by-ruyafa" class="tumblr_blog">commentsense888</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>It is just true by Ruyafa <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/8rlbi9/it_is_just_true/?utm_source=ifttt">https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/8rlbi9/it_is_just_true/?utm_source=ifttt</a></p></blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174995413705https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174995413705Sun, 17 Jun 2018 22:36:17 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2cc8309617778e259e307c694cf41a3c/tumblr_p5fkw0a3qd1wf6mp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174995118280https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174995118280Sun, 17 Jun 2018 22:25:44 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6654b47e0487a82bf9c691972b50f7d7/tumblr_p8bwvqL7xE1twsbm8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174994839050https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174994839050Sun, 17 Jun 2018 22:15:18 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e9307022d274cc5150bcbefb71cd1a5d/tumblr_pac3xjilLg1ukfpx2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://commentsense888.tumblr.com/post/174895936574/php-is-the-future-by-kaelan36" class="tumblr_blog">commentsense888</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>PHP iS tHe fUTuRe by kaelan36 <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/8r4oac/php_is_the_future/?utm_source=ifttt">https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/8r4oac/php_is_the_future/?utm_source=ifttt</a></p></blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174914466790https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174914466790Fri, 15 Jun 2018 09:57:15 -0400<p><a href="http://fruitmeats.tumblr.com/post/174406734444/opens-the-groupchat-at-breakfast-to-backread-like" class="tumblr_blog">fruitmeats</a>:</p><blockquote><p>*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*</p></blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174910119620https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174910119620Fri, 15 Jun 2018 05:32:24 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9c6d7960a6cbd5a814041a4d32a87de2/tumblr_p9ai1imUnL1xtreiqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174910090920https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174910090920Fri, 15 Jun 2018 05:30:20 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/15191e0d4cb33efdba238bea0f20139a/tumblr_oafbid8YzX1rwpq7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://loversofpanem.tumblr.com/post/169725037706/peachdoxie-ah-yes-the-three-genders-girl" class="tumblr_blog">loversofpanem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://peachdoxie.tumblr.com/post/147506526488/ah-yes-the-three-genders-girl-boy-and-mischief" class="tumblr_blog">peachdoxie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="704" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/755a9fbfeabbad82f6dfbdc795b5b487/tumblr_inline_p2l4jvPw3V1swwr75_500.jpg" data-orig-height="704" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure></blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174850679295https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174850679295Wed, 13 Jun 2018 08:38:04 -0400<p><a href="http://therobotmonster.tumblr.com/post/169814838709/chaosinacoffeecup-bairnsidhe-stinson-png" class="tumblr_blog">therobotmonster</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://chaosinacoffeecup.tumblr.com/post/169683367022/bairnsidhe-stinson-png-girls-want-a" class="tumblr_blog">chaosinacoffeecup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bairnsidhe.tumblr.com/post/169636205046/stinson-png-girls-want-a-superman-but-they" class="tumblr_blog">bairnsidhe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://stinson-png.tumblr.com/post/156905167786" class="tumblr_blog">stinson-png</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”</i><br/></p> <p>You fuckin <b><i>CLOWNS</i></b> think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a <i>CLARK KENT</i>? The amount of disrespect is <i><b>unreal.</b></i></p> </blockquote> <p>Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.</p> <p>Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.</p> </blockquote> <p>I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast. </p> </blockquote> <p>“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. <br/></p> </blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174811255000https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174811255000Tue, 12 Jun 2018 01:19:39 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5225e237f6637be3b31496005529480/tumblr_pa4zx2gqVT1ukfpx2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://commentsense888.tumblr.com/post/174773945839/web-developers-will-know-by-nixcraft" class="tumblr_blog">commentsense888</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Web developers will know… by nixcraft <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/8q4ful/web_developers_will_know/?utm_source=ifttt">https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/8q4ful/web_developers_will_know/?utm_source=ifttt</a></p></blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174811160990https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174811160990Tue, 12 Jun 2018 01:15:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nibrocrock.tumblr.com/post/143674422385">nibrocrock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hyperchaotix.tumblr.com/post/143673122729">hyperchaotix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://avant-gardevoir.tumblr.com/post/141017286289">avant-gardevoir</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>basketball 2</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="720"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6552b2d276c6db34de17ad4c25cfaac4/tumblr_inline_o40lsjwLvS1ra1x9g_540.jpg" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="720"/></figure></blockquote> <p>What is the objective?</p> </blockquote> <p>Survive.</p> </blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174811140050https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174811140050Tue, 12 Jun 2018 01:14:37 -0400<p><a href="http://broodingsoul.tumblr.com/post/174038624259/guiltyhipster-nannycanes-guiltyhipster-do" class="tumblr_blog">broodingsoul</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://guiltyhipster.tumblr.com/post/150594217712/nannycanes-guiltyhipster-do-you-think-the" class="tumblr_blog">guiltyhipster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nannycanes.tumblr.com/post/150593520445">nannycanes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guiltyhipster.tumblr.com/post/150593086392">guiltyhipster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Do you think the monsters from Monsters Inc have had to start using internet memes to make kids laugh</p> </blockquote> <p>Sully: Here comes dat boi!<br/>Mike: -comes in on a unicycle- oh shoot whaddup<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Mike: *from behind door* Some</p> <p>Mike: *bursts through door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME </p> </blockquote> <p>This is my favorite type of postmodernism </p> </blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174811135860https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174811135860Tue, 12 Jun 2018 01:14:27 -0400<p><a href="http://luminarai.tumblr.com/post/174508510362/tchalla-shuri-this-is-my-new-friend-thor-he-lost" class="tumblr_blog">luminarai</a>:</p><blockquote> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>t’challa:</b> shuri this is my new friend thor he lost an eye and needs a proper prosthetic</p> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>shuri:</b> brother you can’t keep bringing home broken white boys and ask me to fix them </p> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>thor:</b> my apologies princess shuri! I never meant to inconvenience you, I shall take my leave immediately - </p> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>shuri:</b> shut up I already made you three new eyes this one has tiny lightning bolts that glow in the dark </p> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>thor:</b> :o</p> </blockquote>https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174811071645https://wholocked-shurtugal.tumblr.com/post/174811071645Tue, 12 Jun 2018 01:11:45 -0400