Roman legionnare: wow fucking idiots named all their rivers the same thing
Celtic dude: wow fucking idiot doesn’t know what a river is
software engineering student who just happens to be trash for Fitzsimmons
Roman legionnare: wow fucking idiots named all their rivers the same thing
Celtic dude: wow fucking idiot doesn’t know what a river is
Hey everybody guess what I learned today
So Matthew Broderick didn’t provide Simba’s singing voice (something I was already aware of)

You wanna know what else this guy is known for?

Ya Know;;; Toto, the guys who are responsible for the hit song Africa

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(
belle, local furry:

PHP iS tHe fUTuRe by kaelan36 https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/8r4oac/php_is_the_future/?utm_source=ifttt
*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*
Fun fact: The word ‘nautical’ actually originated from the words ‘naughty’ and ‘musical’ because sailors love to sing shanties and fuck