It’s that time of year again
Roman legionnare: wow fucking idiots named all their rivers the same thing
Celtic dude: wow fucking idiot doesn’t know what a river is
Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous
i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing
that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao
the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand
titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go
ankles: covered
snakes: up
titties: out
I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative
forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible
Hey everybody guess what I learned today
So Matthew Broderick didn’t provide Simba’s singing voice (something I was already aware of)
You wanna know what else this guy is known for?
Ya Know;;; Toto, the guys who are responsible for the hit song Africa
*DRUMS AND RAIN INTENSIFIES*
I walk this broken road
on the boulevard of broken roads
Don’t know where it broke
but it’s only me and I broke the road
the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(
belle, local furry:
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